who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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