So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Green mimosas i think yes
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
