Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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