That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just pynch a tree in the face
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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