so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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