I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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