Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
