i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
