Please, let me fuck your mom
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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