thus making me awesome and them whores
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
3pm strippers are depressing
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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