i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How's work?
Spinning.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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