my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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