I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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