We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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