ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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