Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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