WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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