Me. At least after what I've been through.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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