We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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