do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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