You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
