So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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