Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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