S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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