i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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