Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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