Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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