check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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