piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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