How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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