I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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