If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm way too hungover for life right now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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