I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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