Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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