i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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