bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
