It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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