is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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