Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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