Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i drank out of a bidet.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
