Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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