Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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