Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
how does that bad decision feel?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
