so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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