I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
should my penis look like a turkey
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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