I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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