My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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