I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
