With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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