I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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